Follow the leaders and JUMP This is what Bernanke and friends are proposing

The latest gallows humor among Wall Street traders:
It is now cheaper to buy a share in Citigroup than to withdraw cash from one of its ATMs.
Citigroup’s shares closed at $1.95 apiece on Friday. Customers of other banks pay $3 to use a Citibank machine.
Happy weekend

Here an good idea about the “new economy”.
YES, WE CAN
The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.
The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently […]

Welcome to the new chinese year … the year of the Ox …
And … as equity traders like to “obey”
Equities squeeze big time … monthend comes closer and not all of the news is as bleak as it could be …
Let’s see, how far the Ox will carry us …
PS … in German […]

My first X-mas card arrived …
Have a look … markets seem to be helpless … look at the bonds … AUTSCH!!!

Take care
Oli

I like that joke, so I decided to share it with you
CHANGE happens

The best CB news I read recently

Anybody as happy as these guys here???
Look at them … Like boys, who broke the banks and hope, nobody finds out

To be honest … looking at them makes me SICK!!!
Market is back into the RED … and what do I have to see???
They start PRAYING already … have a look …